THE OSCAR MEYER WEINER DRONE
How far we’ve come.
AIR PASSENGER CHECKED A 20-POUND LOBSTER ONTO PLANE
Which is legal.
MAN THREATENS PARENTS OVER LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING
In Albuquerque.
MAN HIT BY TWO TRAINS
In Oregon.
ROBOCALLER GETS RECORD FINE
$120 million.
FLORIDA BUTT GRAFFITI
Multiple buttocks.
MAN HAS VISITED DISNEYLAND EVERY DAY FOR 2,000 DAYS
Well, 2,004 by now.
7-YEAR-OLD PEES OFF ROOF ONTO NEIGHBOR'S GRILL
Dinner’s over.
BIKINI CONTEST COMPETITOR HITS ANOTHER WITH HER SHOE
There she is, Miss Sailfish Regatta!