FIREWOOD COMPANY BURNS
Up in smoke.
NAKED FLORIDA MAN ROBS MEAT MARKET
He loined his lesson.
FREAK ACCIDENT IN MCDONALD’S DRIVE THRU
Went for breakfast, now he’s toast.
MOUNTAIN RESCUE JUST SENDS UP A DRONE
Can I see a menu?
NAKED MAN TERRORIZES HOBBY LOBBY
And I hollered, “‘Don’t look, Ethel!’ But it was too late – she done been incensed.”
PRIVATE PLANE LANDS ITSELF
“Does anybody know how to land an airplane?” Doesn’t matter anymore!
BOYS 12, 11 AND 8 STEAL CAR, CRASH INTO HOUSE
Grand Theft Puberty.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE MOVING TO KANSAS CITY
Whoa, whoa, fellas— why such a drastic move?