FLORIDA MAN SETS FIRE TO FOOTBALL JERSEY WHILE WEARING IT
After losing a bet with his wife.
FLORIDA MAN TRIES CANAL JUMP IN CAR
Smokey and the Dimwit.
MAN BREAKS INTO TARGET DURING NINJA PRACTICE
A comic book told him to.
MAN IMPERSONATES POLICE TO CURB SMELLY DEER CARCASSES
Flashing dashboard lights to make drivers slow down
CLASSROOM GO BUCKETS, FOR SCHOOL LOCKDOWNS
For the whizz kids.