AUDIO: THE WINNER OF THE $758 MILLION POWERBALL
Mavis.
AUDIO: WOMEN GLUED TOGETHER AT THE PINKY FINGERS
(Unlicensed) couples therapy.
BOY SCOUTS ACCUSED OF POACHING GIRL SCOUTS
Be prepared… for a lawsuit.
CHEERLEADERS FORCED TO DO SPLITS
Like 9th grade isn’t painful enough.
PARENTS PLEDGE: NO SMART PHONES UNTIL 8TH GRADE
This’ll work.
LARGE NUDIST RESORT TO CLOSE
In Cincinnati.
HOUSESITTER INVITES OVER TINDER DATE, WHO STEALS THE DOG
A creepy guy on Tinder. What are the odds?
PICKING A MAJOR IN COLLEGE? STICK WITH STEM.
Make that $TEM.
DOG LOSES WEDDING RINGS
Bad dog.
AUDIO: SUSPECTED DRUG COUPLE TAKEN TO MOTEL TO WAIT FOR SEARCH WARRANT
Surprisingly, they didn’t hang around.