TRUCK FULL OF EELS OVERTURNS
On Oregon road.
INSIDE TRADER CAUGHT AFTER GOOGLING "INSIDER TRADING"
Should have googled “erase search history”.
WANTED: CREEPY WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER
To document the wedding night.
CONTRACTOR GETS STUCK INSIDE AN ATM
Stuck inside, immobile, in an ATM again.
COCAINE FOUND IN COOKIE MONSTER DOLL
No wonder his eyes are all googly.
WOMAN IS ASKED TO TURN TV DOWN, SHE SETS HOUSE ON FIRE
Request came from ex-husband, which might have had something to do with it.
POLICE PULL OVER 11-YEAR-OLD SPEEDER
It’s OK, officer – mom said I could.