PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT COVERED IN BEAR SPRAY
Irritating the children.
MAN DIES TRYING TO RETRIEVE PHONE FROM BURNING HOME
“My contacts!”
AUDIO: ECLIPSE MAY BRING OUT THE SOUTH CAROLINA LIZARDMEN
The South Carolina Emergency Management Division is warning citizens in several of its counties to be vigilant of paranormal activity associated with the upcoming total solar eclipse. In particular, they are asking citizens to be wary of … Lizardmen. South Carolina has a history of Lizard Man sightings. The first reported sighting of a Lizard…
16-YEAR-OLD RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF KANSAS
With a 17-year-old running mate.
HERTZ SCREWS OVER CAR RENTERS
Canceled $300 orders, jacked them up to $3,000.
TEXAS WOMAN ASKS TO RESCHEDULE THE ECLIPSE
We’ll get right on that for you.
TACO BELL TESTING EXPLOSIVE BURRITO
The Firecracker Burrito.
CRUISE SHIP HAS WHALE CARCASS STUCK TO ITS BOW
That’s gonna leave a mark.
MANY STARBUCKS HAVE THREE OTHER STARBUCKS WITHIN A MILE
World domination is almost complete.