COCAINE FOUND IN COOKIE MONSTER DOLL

Police in Marathon, Florida, discovered a large amount of cocaine hidden inside a Cookie Monster doll in a man’s car during a traffic stop. The car was stopped for driving with dark tinted windows and an obscured license plate. The deputy detected the odor of marijuana coming from inside the car. A search of the vehicle turned up a backpack. Inside the backpack was a blue “Cookie Monster” doll that was heavier than it should’ve been. The deputy cut a slit in the doll, revealing the two bags which contained about 3/4 of a pound of cocaine. The driver, 39-year-old Camus McNair, was charged with trafficking in cocaine.
* Well, of course Cookie Monster is heavier. It’s all those cookies.
* But I’m confused. I thought when you were full of cocaine, you LOST your appetite?
* No wonder his eyes are all googly.
* When Cookie gets coked up, he IS a monster.
* There’s nothing more disheartening than watching a Muppet do the perp walk.
* 3/4 of a pound of cocaine, or as Keith Richards calls it, “a mild weekend.”
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