GET PAID TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE AT PARTIES
But not much.
DON'T ORDER DIET COKE ON AN AIRPLANE
Flight attendants have a Coke problem.
AUDIO: DUNKIN' DONUTS THINKING ABOUT DROPPING 'DONUTS'
Great idea, ad geniuses!
ARMADILLO DEFLECTS BULLETS
Shooter hit in face.
LIBRARIES TO GIVE OUT ECLIPSE GLASSES
At participating libraries.
SHOPPING MALL PLANNING FIREWORKS SHOW DURING ECLIPSE
Now THAT’S how you jazz up an eclipse.
TWO GUYS DIG UP GRANDMA FOR BURIED VALUABLES
There were none.
MARIJUANA COMPANY BUYS ENTIRE TOWN
To create a pot-friendly tourist destination.
HALF OF DETROIT'S MAYORAL CANDIDATES ARE FELONS
Primary election is this Tuesday.