ONE-THIRD SPEND MORE ON COFFEE THAN THEY DO INVESTING
Yeah, so?
MAN PUNCHES SELF IN FACE TO AVOID BREATHALYZER
They still arrested him.
AUDIO: PRINCIPAL ANNOUNCES SNOW DAY WITH COUNTRY SONG PARODIES
I Got Friends In Snow Places.
MAN AVENGES DECADE-OLD FART PRANK
By setting fire to parents’ house.
BURGER KING EMPLOYEE PULLS GUN, DEMANDS TO WORK MORE
He wanted more hours. Is that so wrong?
JAYWALKER HIT BY TRUCK, GIVEN A TICKET
Just not his day.
MANHOLE COVERS STOLEN
And recovered.