COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN CLUB BATHROOM; THEY MOVE TO PORTA-POTTY
Classy.
TEN HURRICANES IN A ROW
Not since 1893.
FAMILY LEAVES 3-YEAR-OLD BEHIND IN CORN MAZE
Didn’t notice his was missing until the next morning.
CUB SCOUTS NOW ACCEPTING GIRLS
They must first be cootie-free.
IDITAROD MAKES RULE AGAINST DOPING MUSHER DOGS
Don’t mess with the mush.
OREO'S MYSTERY FLAVOR – FROOTY CEREAL
Trix or Fruit Loops
WANTED MAN OFFERS TO TURN SELF IN FOR 1,000 FACEBOOK SHARES
Yet 4200+ shares later, he remains at large.