STUDENT EMAILS EVERY CLAUDIA ON CAMPUS TO FIND THE RIGHT ONE
22 Claudias.
The dog bit him first.
“That’s like the age of your grandma. How could you?”
Dodge balls.
Airbag in a belt.
He wasn’t driving, the car was.
Their allure is too great to pass up.
Didn’t even get it off the lot.
Elderly lady, 4:30 am, in the snow.