PENNSYLVANIA MAN BURIED WITH CHEESESTEAK
You want that to go?
OHIO GOVERNOR CANDIDATE BRAGS: 50 "VERY ATTRACTIVE" WOMEN
Yeah, baby, yeah!
WOMAN SPENDS THREE HOURS IN SEPTIC TANK
Attempted sewercide?
AUDIO: PRINGLES THANKSGIVING DINNER
Each chip tastes like a different part of Thanksgiving.
AUDIO: NAVY APOLOGIZES FOR PILOT DRAWING A SKY PENIS
“We find this absolutely (snort) unacceptable.”
CROSSBOW RECALL
It can go off unexpectedly.
YOU HAVE BEEN GROPED BY ME, AL FRANKEN
You can’t spell decade without decadence.
AUDIO: GUY IN CAR CHASE CALLS 911, ASKS FOR DONALD TRUMP
“Donald Trump is a close friend of mine. We made a deal.”