AUDIO: OLIVE GARDEN PASTA PASSES SELL OUT IN 1 SECOND
22,000 passes.
DAYCARE WORKER TRIES TO ADOPT OUT ONE OF HER CHARGES
And that’s wrong.
SUSPECT APPLIES FOR JOB DURING POLICE CHASE
“Where do you see yourself in 5 to 7 years?”
BRIDE REPLACES BOUQUETS WITH RESCUE PUPPIES
Here comes the— dawwww…
THANKS, UPS: THIEF STEALS PAINTING, STEAKS FROM FRONT PORCH
Who orders steaks via UPS?
"GET YOUR FIX AUTOMOTIVE" SHOP ALSO SOLD DRUGS
Speedy service!
BUS DRIVER SUSPENDED FOR READING NEWSPAPER WHILE DRIVING
The bus knows the way.
KMART NOW CALLING PLUS-SIZED "FABULOUSLY SIZED"
If it looks like a Fabulously Sized duck…
PET PIG KIDNAPPED
And nobody’s squealed yet.
TWO BABIES DELIVERED BY SAME COPS IN SAME PARKING LOT
24 hours apart.