MAN BELIEVED PAT SAJAK TOLD HIM TO KILL HIS MOTHER
Easy mistake to make.
PASSENGER SMEARS POO IN PLANE
Guy lost his shi(r)t.
AUDIO: NEW JAPANESE RESTAURANT: CATCH YOUR OWN DINNER
From a big tank o’ fish.
PIZZA AND A PLOW
Michigan pizzeria will plow your driveway with delivery.
DUNKIN' DONUTS TO REMOVE ARTIFICIAL DYES
This changes everything.
MAN ROBS BANK, USES MONEY TO BUY ENGAGEMENT RING
Quite the romantic.
WHAT IS A BOMB CYCLONE?
I mean, what ISN’T a bomb cyclone, ammirite?
MAN HAS EATEN AT CHIPOTLE FOR 426 CONSECUTIVE DAYS
And has not gotten e. coli once.
AUDIO: PILOT PROPOSES TO FLIGHT ATTENDANT
On the plane.