AUDIO: SEA TURTLE RESCUED, TRAPPED AMONG FLOATING BALES OF COCAINE
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SMACKS WOMAN WITH A ROLL OF WRAPPING PAPER
One more for the naughty list.
WOMAN STABS ROOMMATE OVER CANDY
Totally justified.
TOWN SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE
Gee whiz.
MAN CLAIMS TAYLOR SWIFT TOLD HIM TO STAB A GUY
“We are one.”
WOMAN SUES CRYOTHERAPY COMPANY
Sit in a -300 degree box? Sure, why not?
ENTIRE FAMILY IS TRANSGENDER
Mom, dad, son, daughter.
ANONYMOUS PERSON DONATING $86 MILLION IN BITCOIN TO CHARITY
That’s almost two Bitcoins.