YOUTUBE TO TAKE DOWN TIDE POD-EATING VIDEOS
Idiocracy.
JAYWALKER HIT BY TRUCK, GIVEN A TICKET
Just not his day.
MANHOLE COVERS STOLEN
And recovered.
PLASTIC SURGEON SHOWS UP DRUNK FOR SURGERY
Plastered surgeon, more like.
WALMART KICKED PEOPLE OUT OF THE STORE DURING HAWAIIAN MISSILE SCARE
You learn who your friends are during a missile scare.
GUY WHO SENT OUT FAKE MISSILE ALERT HAS BEEN REASSIGNED
To a room with no buttons, we hope.
HERO COP SAVES BABY FROM CHOKING, HIS FIRST DAY ON THE JOB
A great start to a career.
THE FEDS BUST MOB MEMBERS WITH CLASSIC NAMES
Grumpy, Porkey, Boobsie and Joey Blue Eyes
HOOTERS TO START HOME DELIVERY, BUT NOT BY HOOTERS GIRLS
What America is clamoring for.