WOMAN STEALS STONE PAVERS, THREATENS TO SUE FOR BACK INJURY
Block head.
IOWA DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION EXPLAINS "DEER CROSSING" SIGN
Deer can’t read signs.
MAN, TRAPPED IN BEER COOLER, DRINKS BEER ALL NIGHT
He could have knocked.
DRUG SUSPECT REFUSED TO UNCLENCH BUTT
Where the drugs were.
TWO LADIES LOST AT SEA FOR FIVE MONTHS
With their dogs.
COP TASERS 10-YEAR-OLD DURING SAFETY LECTURE
“Any questions?”
SUBWAY NOSE-PICKING MASTURBATOR AT LARGE
“Mr. Debonair”
BURGER KING OFFERS FREE WHOPPERS TO CREEPY CLOWNS ON HALLOWEEN
In select locations
MAN CHARGED IN MURDER, IMITATION OF 71-YEAR-OLD VICTIM
A clever disguise.