MAN HAD $1,090 IN HIS BUTT
Mostly 20’s.
HOUSTON ALLIGATOR FARM RISKS ESCAPE OF 350 ALLIGATORS
“The good news is, we caught all of our venomous snakes.”
IN-N-OUT SUES SMASHBURGER
Oops – forgot to trademark!
WOMEN DISGUISED AS NUNS ATTEMPT BANK ROBBERY
Nuns on the run!
HOUSTON: NOW THE FIRE ANTS
Fire ants are jerks.
MAN TRIES TO RUN OVER MANAGER WHO WOULD NOT HIRE HIM
At a gas station.
OREO TO RELEASE MYSTERY FLAVOR COOKIE
Mmmm…mystery flavor…