NEW BASEBALL TEAM: THE MACON BACON
Summer college baseball league.
WITCH STORE OPENS IN KANSAS
Which store?
COLD KILLER CLOWN CASE CONCLUDED, CLARIFIED, CLOSED
The girlfriend did it.
ABANDONED BABY AND CASH FOUND NEXT TO HIGHWAY
Oh, is THAT where I left it?
SWINGERS PARTY GOES BAD
Like it’s ever going to go well.
WOMAN TRIES TO ROB FOUR NYC BANKS IN 40 MINUTES
Is speed-robbing a thing now?
PAUL REVERE'S OUTHOUSE DISCOVERED
Quite the archaeological find.
AUDIO: STOP CALLING IT VELCRO
They prefer “hook and loop”.
COLORADO WOMAN RECEIVES APOLOGY NOTE WITH $40 & HALF A JOINT
For a scratched bumper.