AUDIO: FRANKENSTEIN BABY BORN ON HALLOWEEN
Oskar G. Frankenstein.
MOM DROVE VAN WITH 9-YEAR-OLD ON THE ROOF
To hold down a pool.
BLACK LICORICE IN LARGE QUANTITIES IS BAD FOR YOU
Now they tell us.
WOMAN FLASHES DRIVERS IN THE HOPES OF GETTING A FREE TACO
Nice chalupas. At Taco Bell, I mean.
DISNEY CRUISE LINE WORKER EMBEZZLES MONEY, TAKES EXTRAVAGANT DISNEY VACATION
Bibbity bobbity busted!
WOMAN ROBS BANK WHILE DAUGHTER WAITS IN TAXI
In New York.
JUDGE ORDERS MAN TO COMPLIMENT EX-GIRLFRIEND
144 compliments, to be exact