FLORIDA "MAD NAILER" TOSSING ROOFING NAILS ONTO U.S. 1
If they catch him, he’s screwed.
CUSTODIAN STEALS $180 OUT OF STUDENTS' BACKPACKS DURING WALKOUT
Never trust anybody over 30.
PURCHASERS OF "THE SNUGGIE" TO GET REFUND
Thanks to the Federal Trade Commission.
STOLEN BABY JESUS RETURNED TO CHURCH AFTER 80 YEARS
Second coming.
INTOXICATED WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HITTING NEPHEW AFTER FALLING ON GOAT
Aunt Jan is in a ba-a-a-a-a-d way.
DOG OWNER ATTACKED WITH TENNIS BALL THROWER
Justice is served.
HIGH SCHOOL KID STOLE STREET SIGNS
Slow Children Ahead.
FORD RECALL: STEERING WHEEL MIGHT COME OFF
Ford Fusion and the Lincoln MKZ
UNITED AIRLINES MISTAKENLY FLIES FAMILY DOG TO JAPAN
Hoppusu! (whoops!)