AUDIO: THE MCDONALD'S BLING MAC RING
$12,500 ring looks like a Big Mac.
HOOTERS OFFERS FREE WINGS IF YOU SHRED PICTURE OF YOUR EX
On Valentine’s Day.
MAN ESCAPES PRISON, HEADS TO BURGER KING
Is that order to go?
MAN CAUSES FLOOD AT STRIP CLUB
Makin’ it rain!
DAYCARE WAXES TODDLER'S EYEBROWS
Salon day at the daycare.
USED SPACEX ROCKET FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
“Gently used.”
MASSIVE STOCK MARKET DROP
Look out below.
BUD LIGHT TO BUY PHILADELPHIANS A BEER
At the victory parade.