COCAINE FALLS OUT OF MAN'S HAT DURING DRUG HEARING
Dandruff?
WOMAN AT TRAFFIC STOP PULLS OUT "EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"
On her way to her boss’ house.
GUNFIRE OVER UNTIED SHOELACE IN WALMART
Totally warranted.
SELF-DRIVING LAS VEGAS SHUTTLE HAS ACCIDENT IN FIRST HOUR OF OPERATION
Hit (gently) by a truck.
COUPLE FAKES HOME INVASION, SHOOT THEMSELVES FOR INSURANCE
Florida (where else?)
UBER TIP CASH GRABBER: "IT MADE ME RELEVANT"
Millennial punk.
PERP FART ENDS COP INTERROGATION
This case stinks.