TOILET SEAT ART COLLECTION FOR SALE
A steal at $15,000
PUMPKIN SPICE AIR FRESHENER CAUSES SCHOOL EVACUATION
And adult panic.
92-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS $25,000-PER-YEAR-FOR-LIFE
‘Lucky for Life’ lottery.
FDA SAYS BREAD CAN'T BE MADE WITH LOVE
And they would know.
AUDIO: FUTURE MAN RETURNS TO WARN OF ALIEN INVASION
Alcohol was involved.
BANK TELLER SAYS "NO" TO ROBBER
And it worked.
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH FRYING PANS
She’ll probably fry for this.
STORES THAT WON'T BE OPEN ON THANKSGIVING
Stock up on your crates and barrels Wednesday, I guess.
GEORGIA WILLING TO CREATE A CITY NAMED AMAZON TO GET NEW AMAZON HEADQUARTERS
Now entering Amazon, pop. 50,000.
COUPLE REFUSED TO STOP HAVING SEX IN CAR
Car was rockin’, cop came knockin’.