BODY SPRAY BLOWS MAN UP IN CAR
ka-BOOM!
TWELVE PARTY GUESTS GET WORMS FROM EATING WILD PIG
Mmmm…parasites.
AUDIO: UTAH HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RAPS "HOW A BILL BECOMES LAW"
It’s totally chillax.
WOMAN SHOT IN LEG ON FIRST DATE
A simple thank you would have worked.
UTAH PLAGUED BY ROGUE BANDS OF MALE STRIPPERS
Please don’t touch.
ROBBER TRIES POINTING FINGER GUN AT CLERK
Gimme the money or I’ll poke you?
AUDIO: SECRET DOORS AND ROOMS ARE BECOMING VERY POPULAR
Says man who makes them.
COUPLE MARRIES AT WHOLE FOODS
“Something old / something new / Buy bulk beans / in Aisle Two.”