COUPLE RETURNS FROM DINNER TO FIND MASSIVE TEEN PARTY IN THEIR HOUSE
Always order in.
RESTAURANT SERVES POPEYE'S CHICKEN AS THEIR OWN
They don’t deny it.
AUDIO: FLORIDA SAYS CLOWN AT YOUR OWN RISK
The cops won’t protect you.
MAN ROBS STORE WITH A CATTLE PROD
Hand over all the moo-lah.
MAN ASSAULTED WITH BACON
His girlfriend behaved rashly.
WOMAN RUNS MARATHON IN HEELS
26 miles.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT WOULDN'T LET LADY SING NATIONAL ANTHEM ON PLANE
O, say, can you stay quiet?
LAWYER CLAIMS TAX CHEAT CLIENT IS TOO FAT FOR PRISON
5’9″ and 273 pounds? No he’s not.
BABY BORN ON SUBWAY PLATFORM
Brooklyn Bridge station.
MAN STUCK IN MANHOLE FOR THREE DAYS
It’s why they call them manholes, I guess.