HIDING FUGITIVE GETS STUCK, CALLS 911
Locks himself in a boiler room.
FLORIDA ROBBER WORE A SCUBA MASK
Didn’t work.
GARBAGE TRUCK CRASHES INTO STORE FULL OF KNICK-KNACKS CALLED "A BEAUTIFUL MESS"
Truth in advertising.
SELL YOUR LEAVES
Maple only.
MAN SHOOTS, RUNS OVER BALD EAGLE, PROUD SYMBOL OF OUR HOMELAND
It had been eating his fish.
RECORD NUMBER OF STINK BUGS
“Literally trillions and billions.”
TEDDY BEAR SPARKS FIGHT, ARSON, STABBING
Crazy ex-girlfriend.
THE MOUNTAIN BIKE BANDIT
In Colorado.
ARMED, SINGING MAN BARRICADES SELF IN HOUSE
The gun-slingin’ singer.