FAILED SHOE THEFT
21 pairs of Valentinos.
CHRISTMAS TREE HUNTERS FIND HALF-NAKED KIDNAP VICTIM
It’s a Christmas miracle.
TOILET SEAT CLUE TO CRIME
The burglar left it down.
STOLEN FERRARI RECOVERED WHEN THIEF BEGS FOR GAS MONEY
Vomit involved.
GEORGIA DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF NATURAL RESOURCES CAUGHT DUI WITH MOONSHINE
“It’s not mine,” he slurred.
WHAT NOT TO TELL THE COPS
Treat them like people.