NECCO WAFER PANIC BUYING
Factory is closing.
ROBBER DRESSES AS DOMINO'S WORKER TO ROB DOMINO'S
A cunning plan.
GUY EATS HOTTEST PEPPER, GETS THUNDERCLAP HEADACHES
And constricted arteries.
HOME COOKING ACCIDENT BLOWS UP GARAGE, KILLS CHEF
Left it cooking overnight in the garage.
VIRGINIA DRIVERS FINED FOR NOT MOVING OVER FROM LEFT LANE
A law we can live with.
WOMAN CLAIMS "THE WIND" BLEW A PACKET OF COCAINE INTO HER PURSE
It coulda happened.
WALDEN POND FULL OF PEE
If you go, you’re in for a surprise.
RHODE ISLAND TOWN BANS BALLOONS
Bad for the ocean.
MAN ATTACKS GIRLFRIEND WITH PIZZA
Alcohol was involved.