THE MOST FLORIDA THINGS TO HAPPEN IN FLORIDA THIS YEAR
Nailed it.
CONSTANTLY BARKING DOG SHOT BY THE VETERINARIAN NEXT DOOR
People – control your pets.
AUDIO: SEA TURTLE RESCUED, TRAPPED AMONG FLOATING BALES OF COCAINE
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SMACKS WOMAN WITH A ROLL OF WRAPPING PAPER
One more for the naughty list.
WOMAN STABS ROOMMATE OVER CANDY
Totally justified.
TOWN SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE
Gee whiz.
MAN CLAIMS TAYLOR SWIFT TOLD HIM TO STAB A GUY
“We are one.”
WOMAN SUES CRYOTHERAPY COMPANY
Sit in a -300 degree box? Sure, why not?