Why did the guy put down in his dating profile that he was a pyromaniac?
So he’d get a lot of matches.
So he’d get a lot of matches.
Santa walking backwards.
“Don’t let the door hit you in the ass five times on your way out.”
He had buck teeth.
He sees a man at the next table savoring a magnificent dish two giant meat balls. He asks the waiter, “What is that?” The waiter says, ” We make those special in celebration of today’s bullfight, but we only serve them once a day.” The tourist comes back the next dayu and orders the special, but the meatballs are tiny compared to what he saw before. He asks the waiter. “Yesterday’s were huge. These are so small. What gives?” The waiter shrugs and says: “Sí, señor… sometimes, the bull wins.”
Shakesbeer.
You’ll get your ass handed to you.
Her friend said, “How do you do it?
Nun says, “Oh, you just get in the habit.”
Things went sideways fast.
When the moon is full she turns into a warehouse.