10 JOKE OF THE DAY

It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.

… but no no’s on her face.

“Sorry, my fault!”

He broke it off.

One says, “I think I’m having a nervous breakdown. The other says, Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” The first dog says, “I can’t I’m not allowed on the couch.”

Psychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” Psychic says, “No, next term — in her biology class.”

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, “Can I buy you a drink?”
The woman yells at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
The guy slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” ANd the guy says, “What do you mean $200?”

Nothing. It just stairs.

A happy pit bull.

To get thinner.