10 JOKE OF THE DAY

He had buck teeth.

He sees a man at the next table savoring a magnificent dish two giant meat balls. He asks the waiter, “What is that?” The waiter says, ” We make those special in celebration of today’s bullfight, but we only serve them once a day.” The tourist comes back the next dayu and orders the special, but the meatballs are tiny compared to what he saw before. He asks the waiter. “Yesterday’s were huge. These are so small. What gives?” The waiter shrugs and says: “Sí, señor… sometimes, the bull wins.”

Shakesbeer.

You’ll get your ass handed to you.

Her friend said, “How do you do it?
Nun says, “Oh, you just get in the habit.”

Things went sideways fast.

When the moon is full she turns into a warehouse.

Calc you later.

Because he always accepts cookies.

Burr.