A Texas man is in Boston.
He meets a woman in the hotel bar. He says, “Where’d y’all go to college?”
The woman says, “Yale”
The Texan cups his hands around his mouth, shouts, “I SAID, WHERE’D Y’ALL GO TO COLLEGE?”
Where does Billy Joel perform when he’s in Beijing?
Pianoman Square.
Why didn’t the skeleton eat any spicy foods?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
A kid dresses as a pirate for Halloween.
An old lady’s giving him candy and she asks, “Where are your buccaneers?”
Kid goes, “They’re under my buckin’ hat. Where else would they be?”
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What sits in a kitchen drawer and howls?
A silverware-wolf.
What kind of pants do the Ghostbusters wear?
Just a paranormal pants.
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58.
Are pirate jokes any good?
No, they’re arr-ful.