A kid dresses as a pirate for Halloween.
An old lady’s giving him candy and she asks, “Where are your buccaneers?”
Kid goes, “They’re under my buckin’ hat. Where else would they be?”
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What sits in a kitchen drawer and howls?
A silverware-wolf.
What kind of pants do the Ghostbusters wear?
Just a paranormal pants.
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58.
Are pirate jokes any good?
No, they’re arr-ful.
Why are demons and ghouls always together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Guy gets a call from the hospital.
Hospital says, “Your wife is here. She’s critical.”
Guy says, “I know, but you get used to it.”
How can you tell if a ghost is drunk?
It looks sheet-faced.