What sits in a kitchen drawer and howls?
A silverware-wolf.
What kind of pants do the Ghostbusters wear?
Just a paranormal pants.
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58.
Are pirate jokes any good?
No, they’re arr-ful.
Why are demons and ghouls always together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Guy gets a call from the hospital.
Hospital says, “Your wife is here. She’s critical.”
Guy says, “I know, but you get used to it.”
How can you tell if a ghost is drunk?
It looks sheet-faced.
The teacher is doing math with her class.
She asks, “Timmy, if I have five cats and give you two, how many cats do you have?”
Timmy says, “Three.”
Teacher, “No, it’s two. Now, if I have THREE cats and I give you ONE more, how many cats do you have?”
Timmy says, “Four.”
Teacher says, “No, I only gave you three cats total.”
Timmy, “Yeah, but I already have a damn cat.”