SPANISH TOWN ATTACKED BY BIRDS
They want your eyes. YOUR EYES!!!
CATS CAN GLOW IN THE DARK
Incatdescence.
HELICOPTER CAUSES CROCODILES TO MAKE SEXY TIME
Mate’er, gator.
80 SMALL OBJECTS RETRIEVED FROM INDIAN MAN’S STOMACH
This guy is totally metal.
NUDE BARBER SHOPS
Let your hair down.
IRISH COLLEGE OFFERS DEGREE IN SOCIAL INFLUENCING
Does it involve buying someone a pint?
OPERA SINGER DIES MID-PERFORMANCE
Lend me a tenor.
BRITS NOW DRINKING MORE COFFEE THAN TEA
Not their cup of tea anymore.
VENEZUELA PRISON HAD POOL, ZOO, NIGHTCLUB, SATELLITE TV
If this is jail, give me life imprisonment.