REPORTED BOMB TURNS OUT TO BE ADULT DIAPER
Stink bomb!
UNIVERSITY OFFERS DEGREE IN THE OCCULT
Must supply your own cauldron for lab work.
CANADA ENDS THE DAILY 1 PM BEEP
Time’s up, Canada.
MOSQUITOES SWARM INSIDE AIRPLANE
Air travel bites.
SHRIMP PIRATES OF ECUADOR
Soon to be a major motion picture.
RAT, OTTERS, TURTLES, MARMOT, MORE SMUGGLED ONTO PLANE
Surely you can’t be serious.
EUROPEANS USED TO EAT THEIR DEAD
More brains, etc.
SPANISH TOWN ATTACKED BY BIRDS
They want your eyes. YOUR EYES!!!
CATS CAN GLOW IN THE DARK
Incatdescence.