DRUNK MAN RIDES A HORSE UP TO 5TH FLOOR APARTMENT TO IMPRESS WIFE
What a night mare!
GUY GETS BOX OF COCKROACHES IN THE MAIL
Oops, wrong address!
POTATO CHIP FACTORY BURNS DOWN
Hope you like barbequed chips.
DOG BITES OFF MAN’S PENIS
Wiener schnitzeled.
INDIAN MAN ATE 39 COINS, 37 MAGNETS
Wanted to test his mettle.
OWNERS HAVE TO REBUILD PUB THEY DEMOLISHED (AND PROBABLY BURNED)
The Leaning Pub of Himley.
WILLY WONKA WONDERLAND JUST A WANK
♫ Come with me, and you’ll see / A world of major disappointment…♫♪
SOUTH KOREAN COMPANY PAYS WORKERS $75,000 TO HAVE A BABY
♫ Having my baby… ♪♫
IRISH WOMAN LOSES DISABILITY PAYMENT AFTER BEING CAUGHT TOSSING XMAS TREE
’twas truly a miracle, b’jaysus.