SMART TOILET BURSTS INTO FLAMES WHILE MAN IS USING IT
热狗屎 !
AUSTRALIAN POLICE SEARCH FOR STOLEN DONUT VAN
Crime of the century.
PLANE SENT TO HELP PASSENGERS FROM PLANE CRASH CRASHES
Ding and Benji are reportedly ok.
MAN HAD WOLF SPIDER EGGS IN HIS TOE
All part of the Honeymoon Cruise Deluxe Package.
ELEPHANTS TRAMPLE CAR AFTER IT HIT A BABY ELEPHANT
That’ll buff right out.
MAN WITH HEADACHES FINDS CHOPSTICKS UP HIS NOSE
A guy woks in to a doctor’s office…
THREE-YEAR CRUISE CANCELED; PASSENGERS PISSED
That ship has sailed.
A.I. TRANSLATES CHICKEN
Ba-CAWWWWK!
ECO-ACTIVISTS ATTACKED BY BEAR THAT THEY SAY WASN’T THERE
Hey, follow the script!