SWISS ARMY KNIFE WITHOUT THE KNIFE
And the world is safer.
NEW FOOD TREND: JAPANESE RICE BALLS MADE FROM SWEATY GIRLS’ ARMPITS
No thanks, just sneeze on mine, please.
DESIGNER JEANS LOOK LIKE YOU WET YOUR PANTS
The #1-selling brand in Europe.
60-YEAR-OLD WINS MISS UNIVERSE BUENOS AIRES
Miss Universe: To boldly go where no 60-year-old has gone before.
PRISONERS MET BY COPS AT END OF ESCAPE TUNNEL
Not-so-great escape.
PILOT PROPOSES TO FLIGHT ATTENDANT MID-FLIGHT
Oh, Captain, take me around the world!
MARATHON RUNNER TASTES 25 WINES DURING RUN
Bloody ripples.