OLIVE OIL STOLEN
Olive the oil is missing.
AUSTRALIAN GUY KARATES KANGAROO THAT WAS DROWNING HIS DOG
Saved him, chop-chop.
UNIVERSITY OFFERS DEGREE IN THE OCCULT
Must supply your own cauldron for lab work.
CANADA ENDS THE DAILY 1 PM BEEP
Time’s up, Canada.
MOSQUITOES SWARM INSIDE AIRPLANE
Air travel bites.
SHRIMP PIRATES OF ECUADOR
Soon to be a major motion picture.
RAT, OTTERS, TURTLES, MARMOT, MORE SMUGGLED ONTO PLANE
Surely you can’t be serious.
EUROPEANS USED TO EAT THEIR DEAD
More brains, etc.