MAN DIES EATING WRIGGLING OCTOPUS
Sucker.
FORMULA FOR PREVENTING BABY TANTRUMS ON AIRPLANES
(B) – (T) = (P) + (Q)
WORLD’S OLDEST DOG DIES AT 217 YEARS OLD
All cachorros go to paraíso.
MAN POSES AS MANNEQUIN TO ROB STORE
The poor stiff.
MAN FAKED HEART ATTACK 20 TIMES TO DINE-AND-DASH
I’m comin’, Elizabeth!
POLICE SHOOT MAN COMING OUT OF PORTA-POTTY
Oh, the indignity.
REALLY, WHO STEALS PORTABLE TOILETS?
Going, going, gone.
OLIVE OIL STOLEN
Olive the oil is missing.
AUSTRALIAN GUY KARATES KANGAROO THAT WAS DROWNING HIS DOG
Saved him, chop-chop.