PERFORMER FALLS FROM CIRCUS WHEEL OF DEATH
Send in the clowns. No, seriously, send them in.
BARBER SHOP HAD UNUSUAL NUMBER OF BALD, BEARDLESS CLIENTS
It was a drug den.
FAKE TOLL BOOTH RAKES IN MILLIONS
Ask not for whom the booth tolls.
AIR PASSENGER CAUGHT WITH TWO OTTERS AND PRAIRIE DOG IN PANTS
He otter have known better.
AUSTRALIAN TEEN BITTEN BY HIDDEN POISONOUS OCTOPUS
Seashell of death!
PILOT FLIES TO WRONG CITY
Totally not my fault.