PLUMMETING PLANE? IT WAS THE STEWARDESS’ FAULT
Because of course it was.
INVENTOR OF THE KARAOKE MACHINE DIES AT 100
Can I get a courtesy clap?
TORONTO: CITY OF CAR THIEVES
Better to be safe than soar-ry.
WORLD’S OLDEST LIPSTICK FOUND
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
PILOT AND CO-PILOT FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
This is your captain snoring.
A LEECH IN THE THROAT, AND A TAPEWORM IN THE BRAIN
A gross-out twofer!
WORLD’S LARGEST CRUISE BOAT RESCUES 14 PEOPLE
A tale of a fateful trip.
FIGHTING HOCKEY MOM HIT WITH A COWBELL
If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell.