MAN JAILED FOR LARGE BUTTER THEFT
No whey!
FINLAND’S REJECTED BABY NAMES
Sorry, Monkeybear.
AIRPLANE DENIED TAKEOFF BECAUSE SEAT CUSHIONS WERE TOO BIG
I’m sorry, this seat is too comfortable.
PILOT ACCIDENTALLY DEPLOYS EMERGENCY SLIDE BEFORE TAKEOFF
Good job, Captain Sausagefingers.
WORLD’S SLOWEST MUSICAL COMPOSITION CHANGES CHORD
Oh, crap, wrong note, start again.
BUTCHER ADVERTISES ITS GOATS COME FROM A PETTING ZOO
Mmmm… that’s good goat!
FINANCE WORKER DEEPFAKED OUT OF $25 MILLION
And isn’t AI a wonderful thing.
CAR DRIVES INTO NORWEGIAN FJORD, PASSENGERS SAVED BY FLOATING SAUNA
Can this story get any more Norwegian?
TURKISH WOMAN DIVORCES HUSBAND FOR NOT SHOWERING
Hygienus corpus.