SPERM WHALES FEND OFF POD OF KILLER WHALES WITH “DEFENSIVE DIARRHEA”
Ah, the wonderment of nature.
DOCTORS REMOVE EEL FROM MAN’S STOMACH
How it got there is “unclear.”
WOMAN TAKES SHOWER ON ZOOM IN FRONT OF FUNERAL SERVICE
Shave and a haircut, two bits.
BURGLAR DOES YOGA BEFORE BREAK-IN
Om my goodness!
300,000 CONDOMS ON ORDER FOR THE PARIS OLYMPICS
Oh, the French and their ticklers!
REAL ESTATE AGENT BURNED DOWN HOUSE SHE WAS SELLING
She though she was hot sheet.
GUY HAD FEET AMPUTATED FOR INSURANCE FRAUD
Toed you it wouldn’t work.
PET DNA TESTING COMPANY COULDN’T SPOT HUMAN DNA
Reporter is 25 percent Labrador Retriever.
PLUMMETING PLANE? IT WAS THE STEWARDESS’ FAULT
Because of course it was.