AUDIO: BATHROOMS STOP WORKING ON DREAMLINER TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT
Ladies & gentlemen, drink service has been canceled.
MAGGOTS FALL ON PLANE PASSENGERS
Top THAT, Boeing.
FINLAND’S REJECTED BABY NAMES
Sorry, Monkeybear.
AIRPLANE DENIED TAKEOFF BECAUSE SEAT CUSHIONS WERE TOO BIG
I’m sorry, this seat is too comfortable.
PILOT ACCIDENTALLY DEPLOYS EMERGENCY SLIDE BEFORE TAKEOFF
Good job, Captain Sausagefingers.
WORLD’S SLOWEST MUSICAL COMPOSITION CHANGES CHORD
Oh, crap, wrong note, start again.
BUTCHER ADVERTISES ITS GOATS COME FROM A PETTING ZOO
Mmmm… that’s good goat!