SOCCER FANS THROW FISH CAKES ONTO THE FIELD
Cod only knows why.
COCAINE SHARKS
Also cocaine mollusks. They’ll snap at your toes!
PARIS MAYOR GOES IN SEINE
And lives to tell.
AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL GAME INTERRUPTED BY EMUS
As happens down there.
TESLA’S GERMAN PLANT IS MISSING 65,000 COFFEE MUGS
Yes, the coffee mugs. That’s the problem with the Teslas.
WOMAN SWEPT OUT TO SEA, RESCUED 36 HOURS LATER
We all float out here.