WORLD’S LARGEST CRUISE BOAT RESCUES 14 PEOPLE
A tale of a fateful trip.
FIGHTING HOCKEY MOM HIT WITH A COWBELL
If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell.
GUY GETS BOX OF COCKROACHES IN THE MAIL
Oops, wrong address!
POTATO CHIP FACTORY BURNS DOWN
Hope you like barbequed chips.
DOG BITES OFF MAN’S PENIS
Wiener schnitzeled.
INDIAN MAN ATE 39 COINS, 37 MAGNETS
Wanted to test his mettle.
OWNERS HAVE TO REBUILD PUB THEY DEMOLISHED (AND PROBABLY BURNED)
The Leaning Pub of Himley.
WILLY WONKA WONDERLAND JUST A WANK
♫ Come with me, and you’ll see / A world of major disappointment…♫♪