RUSSIAN CHESS PLAYER TRIED POISONING HER OPPONENT
Ah, the Sicilian Offense.
PERFUME FOR DOGS
Fifi wants Fefé.
WOMAN JAILED FOR OVERFEEDING HER DOG
How can you resist those eyes?
KOREAN AIR CANCELS IN-FLIGHT NOODLES
Too much turbulence.
A LEGO CREMATION OVEN
Hours of fun!
WOMEN BREAK RECORD FOR ROWING ACROSS THE PACIFIC
No dirty oar jokes.
SURVIVAL-TYPE REALITY SHOW CONTESTANT EATS PROTECTED BIRD
Obviously it wasn’t that well-protected.
AUSTRALIAN SURFER LOSES LEG TO SHARK, LEG WASHES UP ON SHORE
Not a boating accident. A surfing accident.