GUY HAD FEET AMPUTATED FOR INSURANCE FRAUD
Toed you it wouldn’t work.
PET DNA TESTING COMPANY COULDN’T SPOT HUMAN DNA
Reporter is 25 percent Labrador Retriever.
PLUMMETING PLANE? IT WAS THE STEWARDESS’ FAULT
Because of course it was.
INVENTOR OF THE KARAOKE MACHINE DIES AT 100
Can I get a courtesy clap?
TORONTO: CITY OF CAR THIEVES
Better to be safe than soar-ry.
WORLD’S OLDEST LIPSTICK FOUND
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
PILOT AND CO-PILOT FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
This is your captain snoring.
A LEECH IN THE THROAT, AND A TAPEWORM IN THE BRAIN
A gross-out twofer!