ROLLER SKATING CIRCUS BEAR ATTACKS TRAINER DURING SHOW
Does a bear roller-skate in the woods?
FAMOUS CHINESE WATERFALL IS FAKE
They’re pumping water from a pipe over the edge.
JAPANESE SENDING UP A SATELLITE MADE OF WOOD
And it’ll succeed, knock wood.
EGG-LICKING RUSSIANS
Looking for a payout.
DENMARK’S LEGOLAND BURNS
Little fires everywhere.
ENGLAND RUNNING OUT OF GHOSTS
Low spirits.