AUDIO: THE WORM CHARMING CHAMPIONSHIPS
As opposed to the Charming Worm Championships.
FRANCE INTRODUCES THE SCRATCH-AND-SNIFF POSTAGE STAMP
Guess what the scratch-and-sniff Francis the Talking Mule smells like?
MOTORCYCLIST ROBS LAMBORGHINI DRIVER, LAMBORGHINI RAMS MOTORCYCLIST
Whammo, bammo, thank you, Lambo.
GRANDDAUGHTERS STUCK WITH $280,000 BILL OVER $50 INHERITANCE
Another win for the lawyers.
COMPETITIVE EATER NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE
Sayanora Kobayashi.
CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THE BEST
“Did it.” – Jerry Seinfeld.
UNUSUAL BEERS: CAMEL DUNG AND KILLER BEES
We are amused by its presumption.
MONASTERY CLOSING
They ran out of monks.
CHINESE RESTORE FROZEN BRAIN TISSUE
Slurpee lovers rejoice.
FARMER FINDS SPACE JUNK IN HIS FIELD
Watch the skies.