CHEESE SWIPED
No whey.
BAT ESCAPES FROM ZOO IN VISITOR’S COAT
Found it when she got home.
CANADIAN TOWN HAS NOBODY RUNNING FOR MAYOR
Any volunteers?
A.I. CAN INTERPRET PIGS
Let’s not go hog wild here.
RASH OF BUTTER THEFTS
Holy oleo!
WOMAN DROPS PHONE, GETS STUCK IN ROCK CREVICE
If you drop your phone device / Let it go down the crevice.
MONKEY COFFEE
Coffee from monkeys – what a howler!
AIRPORT LIMITS GOODBYE HUGS TO 3 MINUTES
Goodbye already.
BODY FALLS OUT OF HEARSE ONTO ROAD
Remains to be seen.