WHEN OCTOPUSES RULE THE WORLD
Oh, please. You’re kraken me up.
AUDIO: “GRANDMA” CHATBOT FIGHTS BACK AGAINST PHONE SCAMMERS
I would buy the album of this.
SWEDISH MOOSE STOMPS BEEMERS
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.
RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRE PROMISES FREE IN-VITRO, IF YOU USE HIS SPERM
Not even dinner and a movie?
HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS INVENT SMART GARBAGE CANS
Smarter than high school boys.
AWFUL AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC BREAK DANCER RETIRES
No Electric Boogaloo.
AUDIO: SO YOU WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA
Can’t imagine why.