DENMARK MOVES TO BUY CALIFORNIA
Du kan få det!
MONKEY KNOCKS OUT POWER FOR ALL OF SRI LANKA
As Texans nod their heads knowingly.
BEAVERS BUILD DAMS, SAVE GOVERNMENT A MILLION
Will they take a Czech?
NATIONAL POO MUSEUM GOING ON TOUR
A real shit show.
MALAYSIAN MAN WILL LET YOU BEAT HIM UP IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND, FOR A PRICE
No way this can go wrong.
BROTHER WANTED TO SPLIT DAD’S BODY FOR SEPARATE CREMATIONS
Alcohol was involved.
NEW ZEALAND GRANTS PERSONHOOD TO A MOUNTAIN
Dear Sir or Madame or Mountain:
WOMAN CHARGED WITH CYBER-FARTING
A crime most foul.
AUDIO: MERMAID ATTACKED BY BIG FISH
♪♫ “Fish eat de mermaid/Hope you know first aid/Under the sea…” ♪♪♫