BURGLAR CAUGHT BY DOG DOO SHOEPRINT
Good boy.
BRITISH TOWN REJECTS NEW PIZZA SHOP BECAUSE LOCAL KIDS ARE “TOO FAT”
Especially you, Dudley.
HOT DOGS BANNED IN NORTH KOREA
Hold the relish.
DRUNK POLICE OFFICER RELEASED PRISONERS SO THEY COULD CELEBRATE NEW YEAR’S
Y’all come back now, y’hear?
ROCKET DEBRIS FALLS ON KENYAN VILLAGE
The gods must be crazy.
VICTORIA, CANADA’S 911 CALLS THAT SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN 911 CALLS
Please do not interrupt the responders.