ACTOR DIES ON STAGE DURING “A CHRISTMAS CAROL”
Dead as a doornail.
INDIAN FAMILY HOLDS FUNERAL SERVICE FOR BELOVED CAR
Suzuki, we hardly knew ye.
KOREAN MAN TRIES TO DODGE DRAFT BY OVEREATING
Klinger did it.
INDIAN MAN WAKES UP ON FUNERAL PYRE
Hot enough for you?
CHINESE PIZZA HUT OFFERS FROG PIZZA
Pizza Hut, a division of the Whizzo Chocolate Company
CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE BUYS BANANA FOR $6.2 MILLION
Start sharpening those pitchforks, people.
SARDINIA, ITALY, STILL OFFERING HOUSES FOR $1
What are you waiting for?
PLANE OVERRUN BY HAMSTERS
You only need two or three to run the plane.