MAN SURVIVES TREE FALL, DIES IN ELEVATOR DROP
A real downer, man.
NEW QUEEN OF NORWAY MISSES HUSBAND’S SWEARING-IN AS KING
Oh, was that today?
MAN KILLED BY SIGN THAT READ “EVERYTHING’S UNMISSABLE”
Please observe the No Smoting sign.
MAN DISCOVERS CHEATING WIFE VIA ROBOT VACUUM
Why you little Dirt Devil!
MASS GRAVE OF ROMAN SOLDIERS REVEALS 40% HAVE GROIN INJURIES
Right in the ol’ aqueduct.
MALAYSIAN PROFESSOR FIRED, CLAIMS THEIR ANCESTORS COULD FLY
The Aztecs invented the vacation.
SAUDIS BUILDING THEME PARK IN FRANCE
Dumbo the Flying Camel.