CHILD DAMAGES $57 MILLION PAINTING
Should-be headline: Child “damages” “$57 million” “painting.”
GERMAN MYSTERY WRITER FOUND MURDERED
Der Mord, She Wrote.
FINGER WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS
How did ESPN miss this?
AUDIO: AUSTRALIAN RADIO STATION CAUGHT USING A.I. DJ
Nothing can go wrong. Go wrong. Go wrong. Go wrong.
AIRPLANE OVERRUN BY MOSQUITOS
Call the SWAT team.
NAME THE NEW POPE!
Submissions now accepted.
WOMAN TOLD HER NEXT BRAZILIAN WAX WILL COST MORE, DUE TO SIZE OF THE ACREAGE
That’s a fair dinkum you got there, miss.