MAN STEALS TABLE FULL OF RIGHT SHOES
Sneak thief.
RENT A JAPANESE GRANDMA
And not from a vending machine.
MAN SHOT IN HEAD CRAWLS OUT OF GRAVE, GOES TO CONVENIENCE STORE
And that’s how the zombie invasion started.
BELLY DANCER ARRESTED FOR BEING SEDUCTIVE
Go be sexy somewhere else, sister.
MAN IN A CATSUIT HAUNTS NEIGHBORHOOD
Purr…ty weird.
SNAKE SMUGGLER HAD BULGING PANTS
No, I am not happy to see you.
AUDIO: UAE HIGHWAY PLAYS BEETHOVEN’S 9TH SYMPHONY
Ode to Joy of Driving.
STELLA MCCARTNEY MAKES ORGANIC SNEAKERS
And the laces are licorice, I bet!