AUDIO: MISS CHILE SINGS DEATH METAL AT PAGEANT
I’m strangely turned on right now.
MAN HAS PERSISTENT HALLUCINATION OF BREASTS
Like this is a bad thing.
FRENCH CYCLIST FALLS INTO RAVINE, SURVIVES THREE DAYS ON RED WINE
The wine had legs; he didn’t.
MASSIVE WHIPPED CREAM THEFT
Aw, man, we got whipped off!
MAN’S OWN FAULT HE WAS CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A POP-UP URINAL
Urine trouble now.
SPANISH CHAIR THIEVES CAUGHT
¡Agarraos a vuestros asientos!