MAN SWIMS ENGLISH CHANNEL, CLIMBS EVEREST
And other stuff in-between.
AUDIO: JAPAN DEVELOPING ON AUTOMATIC ZIPPER
Zippity doo-dah.
THREE CAUGHT SMUGGLING HERMIT CRABS
Pretty shellfish of them if you ask me.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN… BOB POPE!
A bit for all your geriatric listeners!
EASTERN STAR WARS: EPISODE IV – A NEW POPE
Pope Leo DiCaprio XIV.
AIR FLIGHT DIVERTED OVER CLOGGED TOILETS
Underneath your seat you’ll find a floatation device, and a personal plunger.
ZOO GORILLA TOSSES ROCK, HITS MAN
One down, 99 men to go.
MAN THINKS ZOO ALLIGATOR IS FAKE, CLIMBS INTO PEN
Later, gator wader.
PATROL CAR STOLEN WHILE COPS WERE ON FOOT CHASE
No, YOU were supposed to lock it.