SOCCER PLAYER SUFFERS DOG BITE TO THE TESTICLES
Dead ball.
ICELAND: DON’T WALK ON THE FRESH LAVA
We just had it installed.
ARGENTINIAN MAN WINS $12,500 FOR HAVING HIS BUTT EXPOSED ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW
Crack a smile for the camera!
BRITISH POLICE ARREST MAN FOR GARDENING
You got a license for that trowel?
TODDLER BITES COBRA
Hey little Cobra don’t you know you’re gonna shut ’em down.
BATTERY-FLAVORED TORTILLA CHIPS
Rated AA in taste tests.
NEW ZEALAND CAT BURGLAR STEALS NEIGHBORS’ UNDERWEAR
Dingo took your panties?
ANOTHER ORCA BOAT ATTACK
Experts’ advice: hide.
TORONTO PUBLIC TRANSIT OFFICERS NOW KNOWN AS P.O.O.S
It’s a crappy job, eh.
AIRPLANE LEAVES EVERYBODY’S LUGGAGE BEHIND
Why does anybody even fly anymore?