PARASAILER SUCKED IN TO THE SKY
Going up?
LINER CAPTAIN DIES MID-CRUISE
Non Voyage!
AUDIO: HELP WANTED – BEAR POOP COLLECTORS
Sorry – it’s an unpaid position.
FREE THE FRENCH ORCAS
Les miserabaleines!
FOUR MEN TO CLIMB MT. EVEREST IN A WEEK
1 day there, 3 days up, 2 days down, 1 day back.
WORLD RAMEN FESTIVAL WAS A DISASTER
It was undercooked.
FAMILY MISTAKENLY ACCUSED OF DINE-AND-DASH, SUES
Beef over a steak dinner.