ANCIENT BOOMERANG DISCOVERED
OK boomerang.
JEWELRY STORE EX-MANAGER SENDS SELFIES WEARING STOLEN DIAMONDS
Hi, everyone! Look what I stole!
CHINESE MAN HAD STOMACH PAINS, DOCTORS REMOVE TOOTHBRUSH
Always brush after eating.
GERMAN POLICE KILL GIANT ATTACKING CATFISH
Something smells fischig.
AIRLINE CREW ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED INTO LOVE MOTEL
Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
AUDIO – STAFF AT THE LOUVRE GOES ON STRIKE OVER TOO MANY TOURISTS
Museum’s closed – chocolate mousse out front shoulda told ya.
VENICE DOESN’T WANT BEZOS WEDDING
We don’t want your lira.