WIND CAUSES CRUISE PASSENGER TO FALL IN WATER
Cruises blow.
CANADIAN LOTTERY WINNER’S GIRLFRIEND TAKES THE MONEY AND RUNS
There’s a sucker born every minute, eh?
AUDIO: SHOPPER STOPPED FOR BULGE IN PANTS… POCKET
He was not happy to see him.
MAN ON FIRST DATE WRECKS FIVE COP CARS
Welcome to the Man Hall of Fame.
MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANT DANCES NAKED IN BUSINESS CLASS
No one was ready for takeoff.
PARAKEETS INVADING THE UK
Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo.
GROCERY WORKER GETS 40 FREE SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR 40 YEARS OF SERVICE
Sorry, no dipping sauce.
JAPAN SPREADS CONTAMINATED FUKUSHIMA SOIL ON PRIME MINISTER’S GARDEN
History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man.
CHEATING HUSBAND CAUGHT BY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
You’ll wonder where the love had went / When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.