SNAKE SMUGGLER HAD BULGING PANTS
No, I am not happy to see you.
AUDIO: UAE HIGHWAY PLAYS BEETHOVEN’S 9TH SYMPHONY
Ode to Joy of Driving.
STELLA MCCARTNEY MAKES ORGANIC SNEAKERS
And the laces are licorice, I bet!
CHINESE MAN HAD LIVE EEL IN HIS ABDOMINAL CAVITY
It wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him.
SCOTTISH MEDICAL CLINIC BEGS PEOPLE TO STOP BRINGING IN URINE SAMPLES
It’s their Number 1 problem.
AUDIO: NORTH KOREA OPENS BEACH RESORT
“Six out of five stars” – N. Korea State-Run Media