AUDIO: REGGIE THE KILLER DOLPHIN ON THE LOOSE IN DORSET
Flipper, no!
CHINESE DEVELOPING ROBOTS TO GESTATE BABIES
I, (part) Robot
MAN ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING HIMSELF
“What do you mean ‘keep him’?”
THE ROBOT OLYMPICS
Swifter. Higher. Actuator.
SELL TICKETS TO YOUR WEDDING TO STRANGERS
Who the hell would attend a wedding for fun?
SWISS DRIVER FINED $110,000 FOR SPEEDING
20 mph over the limit.
WOMAN FINDS, RETURNS $1,000 CASH
Ain’t life (a) grand.
600 WATERMELONS STOLEN
Some melon head.