GERMAN CUSTOMS FINDS 1500 TARANTULAS IN CAKE MIX BOXES
Betty Shocker.
BRAZILIAN BROTHEL ADDS TRUMP TARIFF ON AMERICAN SEX CUSTOMERS
We won’t stand for this!
PRISONER SMUGGLES HIMSELF OUT IN A SUITCASE
Imagine explaining that to the warden.
SURFER DISAPPEARS, FOUND ON REMOTE UNINHABITED ISLAND
No phone, no lights, no motor car.
RENT A JAPANESE GRANDMA
And not from a vending machine.
MAN SHOT IN HEAD CRAWLS OUT OF GRAVE, GOES TO CONVENIENCE STORE
And that’s how the zombie invasion started.
BELLY DANCER ARRESTED FOR BEING SEDUCTIVE
Go be sexy somewhere else, sister.
MAN IN A CATSUIT HAUNTS NEIGHBORHOOD
Purr…ty weird.