AUDIO – STAFF AT THE LOUVRE GOES ON STRIKE OVER TOO MANY TOURISTS
Museum’s closed – chocolate mousse out front shoulda told ya.
VENICE DOESN’T WANT BEZOS WEDDING
We don’t want your lira.
PRANKSTERS SWITCH MEN/WOMEN SIGNS AT KOREAN BATHHOUSE
Nude hilarity, or hiludity, ensued.
SOUTH KOREA TURNS DOWN THE MUSIC
Ok, I’ll turn it down, DAAAAAD!
AUDIO: CAT CAUGHT SMUGGLING CONTRABAND TO BRAZILIAN PRISONERS
That’s a lot of prisoners.
AUDIO: SWISS MAN SETS RECORD FOR BEING COVERED WITH SNOW, ON PURPOSE
David Blaine once spent 63 hours in a block of ice. Just sayin’.
AUDIO: FINALLY, FASTER HUMAN COMPOSTING
The whole process sounds draining.
SOCCER FANS HID IN STADIUM RESTROOM TO SNEAK INTO GAME
Not even sanitized for their protection.
HOLLAND ACCUSES BELGIUM OF STEALING THEIR WIND
Well, blow me down.